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myLot frisbees commmentary
| Pet Tricks? | | Does your pet do any unique tricks or have any special talents? My dog catched frisbees and he's really good at it. Never misses (unless I throw badly). | |
| | I came across this and thought it was cute. Hope you like it. | | Memo to Pets 1. When I say move, it means go someplace else. It does not mean switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.2. The dishes on the floor are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please note: Placing a paw print in the middle of my dinner does not stake your claim on it, nor do I find it esthetically pleasing in any way).3. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object and tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.4. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. Locate your inner beast and remember that sleeping animals can actually curl up in a ball, so it is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible.5. My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.6. For the last time, humans like to use the bathroom alone. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it won't help to claw, whine, meow, bite the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. (Trust me on this one please. I've been using... | |
| | • Pet Lovers Manifesto | | Pet Lovers Manifesto- When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.- For the last... | |
| | Righty? Lefty? or Ambidextrous? | | Are you a righty, or a lefty, or ambidextrous?I heard that only 10% of the population is left handed. I'm not sure how accurate that is... I would think it would
be higher. It is also said that lefties are the only ones in their right minds. lol. I like to think that is the case with me.;) I write with my left hand, but consider myself to be ambidextrous, as I throw baseballs and frisbees with my right, as well as bowl with my right.What about you? | |
| | Pet lovers manifesto | | - When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.
- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.
- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.
- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
- For the last time, there is not a secret exit... | |
| | Pet lovers manifesto | | - When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.
- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.
- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.
- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
- For the last time, there is not a secret exit... | |
| | Save money and make your own dog bone treats! | | Ingredients:1 c Bacon Grease or Meat drippings
1 Egg, Beaten
1/2 c Margerine
1/2 ts Salt
3 c Whole Wheat or Regular FlourDirections:In a large bowl pour hot bacon grease (can be microwaved) over margerine. Stir in salt and egg. Add flour 1/2 cup at a time mixing well after each addition. Knead 7 to 8 minutes, adding more flour if necessary to make a very stiff dough.Pat or roll to 1/4 inch thickness. Use a cookie cutter You can find ones in dog bone shapes or use any large shape. I make mine like little frisbees.Place on a greased baking sheet and bake at 325 degrees for 50 minutes. Allow to cool and dry out until hard. Keep in a tightly sealed container.Yum, YUM! Woof! | |
| | I don't like posting jokes but this one you have to read....to the end!!! | | I was just shutting down the old pc for the night when I found this in my email from my daughter! You have to read it to the end and because it's more truthful than funny!!!
How old is Grandpa?
> Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.
>> One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
>> The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
>> The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
>> 'television
>> 'penicillin
>> 'polio shots
>> 'frozen foods
>> 'Xerox
>> contact lenses
>> Frisbees and
>> 'the pill
>> There were no:
>> 'credit cards
>> 'laser beams or
>> 'ball-point pens
>> Man had not invented:
>> 'pantyhose
>> 'air conditioners
>> 'dishwashers
>> 'clothes dryers
>> 'and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
>> 'man hadn't yet walked on the moon
>> Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.
>> Every family had a father and a mother.
>> Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called every man older... | |
| | How old is grandpa? Sure makes you Stop & Think | | I will put the answer in to this in 2 weeks time.
I think people will be surprised with the answer.One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think for a minute. I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.There were no credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens. Mad had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air. Man hadn't yet walked on the moon!Your Grandmother and I got married first, ... and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title "Sir".We were before gay-rights, computer dating, dual careers, daycare centres, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgement, and common sense.We were taught to know the difference... | |
| | Letter to My Dogs | | Date: Thursday, May 4, 2003Dear Rocky, Gypsy, Abby, Hope, Lily, Dancer, Red, Brie, Misty, Stormy, Bruno, Ria, Lacey, Cagney, Ginger and Pepper:When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run. I can not buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space... | |
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myLot frisbees commmentary
| Pet Tricks? | | Does your pet do any unique tricks or have any special talents? My dog catched frisbees and he's really good at it. Never misses (unless I throw badly). | |
| | I came across this and thought it was cute. Hope you like it. | | Memo to Pets 1. When I say move, it means go someplace else. It does not mean switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.2. The dishes on the floor are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please note: Placing a paw print in the middle of my dinner does not stake your claim on it, nor do I find it esthetically pleasing in any way).3. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object and tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.4. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. Locate your inner beast and remember that sleeping animals can actually curl up in a ball, so it is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible.5. My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.6. For the last time, humans like to use the bathroom alone. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it won't help to claw, whine, meow, bite the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. (Trust me on this one please. I've been using... | |
| | • Pet Lovers Manifesto | | Pet Lovers Manifesto- When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.- For the last... | |
| | Righty? Lefty? or Ambidextrous? | | Are you a righty, or a lefty, or ambidextrous?I heard that only 10% of the population is left handed. I'm not sure how accurate that is... I would think it would
be higher. It is also said that lefties are the only ones in their right minds. lol. I like to think that is the case with me.;) I write with my left hand, but consider myself to be ambidextrous, as I throw baseballs and frisbees with my right, as well as bowl with my right.What about you? | |
| | Pet lovers manifesto | | - When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.
- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.
- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.
- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
- For the last time, there is not a secret exit... | |
| | Pet lovers manifesto | | - When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.
- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.
- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.
- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
- For the last time, there is not a secret exit... | |
| | Save money and make your own dog bone treats! | | Ingredients:1 c Bacon Grease or Meat drippings
1 Egg, Beaten
1/2 c Margerine
1/2 ts Salt
3 c Whole Wheat or Regular FlourDirections:In a large bowl pour hot bacon grease (can be microwaved) over margerine. Stir in salt and egg. Add flour 1/2 cup at a time mixing well after each addition. Knead 7 to 8 minutes, adding more flour if necessary to make a very stiff dough.Pat or roll to 1/4 inch thickness. Use a cookie cutter You can find ones in dog bone shapes or use any large shape. I make mine like little frisbees.Place on a greased baking sheet and bake at 325 degrees for 50 minutes. Allow to cool and dry out until hard. Keep in a tightly sealed container.Yum, YUM! Woof! | |
| | I don't like posting jokes but this one you have to read....to the end!!! | | I was just shutting down the old pc for the night when I found this in my email from my daughter! You have to read it to the end and because it's more truthful than funny!!!
How old is Grandpa?
> Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.
>> One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
>> The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
>> The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
>> 'television
>> 'penicillin
>> 'polio shots
>> 'frozen foods
>> 'Xerox
>> contact lenses
>> Frisbees and
>> 'the pill
>> There were no:
>> 'credit cards
>> 'laser beams or
>> 'ball-point pens
>> Man had not invented:
>> 'pantyhose
>> 'air conditioners
>> 'dishwashers
>> 'clothes dryers
>> 'and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
>> 'man hadn't yet walked on the moon
>> Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.
>> Every family had a father and a mother.
>> Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called every man older... | |
| | How old is grandpa? Sure makes you Stop & Think | | I will put the answer in to this in 2 weeks time.
I think people will be surprised with the answer.One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think for a minute. I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.There were no credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens. Mad had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air. Man hadn't yet walked on the moon!Your Grandmother and I got married first, ... and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title "Sir".We were before gay-rights, computer dating, dual careers, daycare centres, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgement, and common sense.We were taught to know the difference... | |
| | Letter to My Dogs | | Date: Thursday, May 4, 2003Dear Rocky, Gypsy, Abby, Hope, Lily, Dancer, Red, Brie, Misty, Stormy, Bruno, Ria, Lacey, Cagney, Ginger and Pepper:When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run. I can not buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space... | |
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myLot frisbees commmentary
| Pet Tricks? | | Does your pet do any unique tricks or have any special talents? My dog catched frisbees and he's really good at it. Never misses (unless I throw badly). | |
| | I came across this and thought it was cute. Hope you like it. | | Memo to Pets 1. When I say move, it means go someplace else. It does not mean switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.2. The dishes on the floor are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please note: Placing a paw print in the middle of my dinner does not stake your claim on it, nor do I find it esthetically pleasing in any way).3. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object and tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.4. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. Locate your inner beast and remember that sleeping animals can actually curl up in a ball, so it is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible.5. My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.6. For the last time, humans like to use the bathroom alone. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it won't help to claw, whine, meow, bite the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. (Trust me on this one please. I've been using... | |
| | • Pet Lovers Manifesto | | Pet Lovers Manifesto- When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.- For the last... | |
| | Righty? Lefty? or Ambidextrous? | | Are you a righty, or a lefty, or ambidextrous?I heard that only 10% of the population is left handed. I'm not sure how accurate that is... I would think it would
be higher. It is also said that lefties are the only ones in their right minds. lol. I like to think that is the case with me.;) I write with my left hand, but consider myself to be ambidextrous, as I throw baseballs and frisbees with my right, as well as bowl with my right.What about you? | |
| | Pet lovers manifesto | | - When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.
- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.
- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.
- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
- For the last time, there is not a secret exit... | |
| | Pet lovers manifesto | | - When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.
- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.
- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.
- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
- For the last time, there is not a secret exit... | |
| | Save money and make your own dog bone treats! | | Ingredients:1 c Bacon Grease or Meat drippings
1 Egg, Beaten
1/2 c Margerine
1/2 ts Salt
3 c Whole Wheat or Regular FlourDirections:In a large bowl pour hot bacon grease (can be microwaved) over margerine. Stir in salt and egg. Add flour 1/2 cup at a time mixing well after each addition. Knead 7 to 8 minutes, adding more flour if necessary to make a very stiff dough.Pat or roll to 1/4 inch thickness. Use a cookie cutter You can find ones in dog bone shapes or use any large shape. I make mine like little frisbees.Place on a greased baking sheet and bake at 325 degrees for 50 minutes. Allow to cool and dry out until hard. Keep in a tightly sealed container.Yum, YUM! Woof! | |
| | I don't like posting jokes but this one you have to read....to the end!!! | | I was just shutting down the old pc for the night when I found this in my email from my daughter! You have to read it to the end and because it's more truthful than funny!!!
How old is Grandpa?
> Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.
>> One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
>> The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
>> The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
>> 'television
>> 'penicillin
>> 'polio shots
>> 'frozen foods
>> 'Xerox
>> contact lenses
>> Frisbees and
>> 'the pill
>> There were no:
>> 'credit cards
>> 'laser beams or
>> 'ball-point pens
>> Man had not invented:
>> 'pantyhose
>> 'air conditioners
>> 'dishwashers
>> 'clothes dryers
>> 'and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
>> 'man hadn't yet walked on the moon
>> Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.
>> Every family had a father and a mother.
>> Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called every man older... | |
| | How old is grandpa? Sure makes you Stop & Think | | I will put the answer in to this in 2 weeks time.
I think people will be surprised with the answer.One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think for a minute. I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.There were no credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens. Mad had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air. Man hadn't yet walked on the moon!Your Grandmother and I got married first, ... and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title "Sir".We were before gay-rights, computer dating, dual careers, daycare centres, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgement, and common sense.We were taught to know the difference... | |
| | Letter to My Dogs | | Date: Thursday, May 4, 2003Dear Rocky, Gypsy, Abby, Hope, Lily, Dancer, Red, Brie, Misty, Stormy, Bruno, Ria, Lacey, Cagney, Ginger and Pepper:When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run. I can not buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space... | |
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| Pet Tricks? | | Does your pet do any unique tricks or have any special talents? My dog catched frisbees and he's really good at it. Never misses (unless I throw badly). | |
| | I came across this and thought it was cute. Hope you like it. | | Memo to Pets 1. When I say move, it means go someplace else. It does not mean switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.2. The dishes on the floor are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please note: Placing a paw print in the middle of my dinner does not stake your claim on it, nor do I find it esthetically pleasing in any way).3. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object and tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.4. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. Locate your inner beast and remember that sleeping animals can actually curl up in a ball, so it is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible.5. My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.6. For the last time, humans like to use the bathroom alone. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it won't help to claw, whine, meow, bite the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. (Trust me on this one please. I've been using... | |
| | • Pet Lovers Manifesto | | Pet Lovers Manifesto- When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.- For the last... | |
| | Righty? Lefty? or Ambidextrous? | | Are you a righty, or a lefty, or ambidextrous?I heard that only 10% of the population is left handed. I'm not sure how accurate that is... I would think it would
be higher. It is also said that lefties are the only ones in their right minds. lol. I like to think that is the case with me.;) I write with my left hand, but consider myself to be ambidextrous, as I throw baseballs and frisbees with my right, as well as bowl with my right.What about you? | |
| | Pet lovers manifesto | | - When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.
- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.
- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.
- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
- For the last time, there is not a secret exit... | |
| | Pet lovers manifesto | | - When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
- The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
- I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.
- Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.
- Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.
- It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
- My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
- For the last time, there is not a secret exit... | |
| | Save money and make your own dog bone treats! | | Ingredients:1 c Bacon Grease or Meat drippings
1 Egg, Beaten
1/2 c Margerine
1/2 ts Salt
3 c Whole Wheat or Regular FlourDirections:In a large bowl pour hot bacon grease (can be microwaved) over margerine. Stir in salt and egg. Add flour 1/2 cup at a time mixing well after each addition. Knead 7 to 8 minutes, adding more flour if necessary to make a very stiff dough.Pat or roll to 1/4 inch thickness. Use a cookie cutter You can find ones in dog bone shapes or use any large shape. I make mine like little frisbees.Place on a greased baking sheet and bake at 325 degrees for 50 minutes. Allow to cool and dry out until hard. Keep in a tightly sealed container.Yum, YUM! Woof! | |
| | I don't like posting jokes but this one you have to read....to the end!!! | | I was just shutting down the old pc for the night when I found this in my email from my daughter! You have to read it to the end and because it's more truthful than funny!!!
How old is Grandpa?
> Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.
>> One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
>> The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
>> The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
>> 'television
>> 'penicillin
>> 'polio shots
>> 'frozen foods
>> 'Xerox
>> contact lenses
>> Frisbees and
>> 'the pill
>> There were no:
>> 'credit cards
>> 'laser beams or
>> 'ball-point pens
>> Man had not invented:
>> 'pantyhose
>> 'air conditioners
>> 'dishwashers
>> 'clothes dryers
>> 'and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
>> 'man hadn't yet walked on the moon
>> Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.
>> Every family had a father and a mother.
>> Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called every man older... | |
| | How old is grandpa? Sure makes you Stop & Think | | I will put the answer in to this in 2 weeks time.
I think people will be surprised with the answer.One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think for a minute. I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.There were no credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens. Mad had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air. Man hadn't yet walked on the moon!Your Grandmother and I got married first, ... and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title "Sir".We were before gay-rights, computer dating, dual careers, daycare centres, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgement, and common sense.We were taught to know the difference... | |
| | Letter to My Dogs | | Date: Thursday, May 4, 2003Dear Rocky, Gypsy, Abby, Hope, Lily, Dancer, Red, Brie, Misty, Stormy, Bruno, Ria, Lacey, Cagney, Ginger and Pepper:When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run. I can not buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space... | |
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